February 22, 2008: Sara introduces "I Was Married" by saying marriage is not for her and is not always for everyone
Brighton Audience Member: Will you marry me??
Sara: ...in this day and age [marriage] sort of has... a complicated set of circumstances because it's not available for everyone and I think that's sort of unfair.
Audience Member: So was that a yes or no?
Sara: No... I won't marry you.
Tegan: She's an ice queen, you don't want her anyway.
Sara: It's nothing against you personally.
Tegan: She doesn't want to move to England.
Sara: I just don't want to get into that whole, you know... I have to get you papers and then you're always at my house and I'm like, "why are you here again?" and then... you know, that kind of shit.
*Audience member asks Tegan to marry her*
Tegan: Thanks for asking. That's very nice.
Sara: Apparently Tegan is really into this person so perhaps they want to get married.
Audience Member: Tegan will you marry me?
Sara: God, you're like fucking Captain Kangaroo over there.
Tegan: No, I just think it's good for our balance... you know, you're dark, I'm light... you're bad, I'm good... you say no, I say yes... you're mean, I'm nice...
Sara: I have standards, you're a slut.
*Johnny comes to high five Sara*
Tegan: I'm still nice.
Sara: And a slut. So...